THE TROLL AND THE SKITTLES
i know of this lady that has an autistic son. her son is 27 but he has the mental ability of an 11 yr old. hes able to take care of himself for the most part so his mom often leaves him home alone while she goes to work.
yesterday she called to check in on him and see how his day was going. he said everything was fine and that he was sitting at home playing with his troll. being autistic his mom didnt think anything of it and continued with her work day. again she calls him on her lunch break only to find that his troll was in his bedroom and he was feeding him skittles under the door. again the mom chalked the conversation up to his autism and went along with her day.
curiousity getting the better of her the mom called one last time to check on her son when he frantically proclaimed, " mom, my troll wont eat his skittles and wont stop yelling so i had to put duct tape over his mouth!". the mother now worried called the neighbor to go check on her son and see what the commotion was about. what did the neighbor find? turns out a census taker had shown up at the autistic kids house and ,being a midget, was mistaken for a troll and was promptly picked up, duct taped, and locked in a bedroom.
the kid duct taped the midgets mouth because he was screaming and banging on the window trying to get the attention of a neighbor out mowing their lawn!!
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