God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son."

Abraham said, "listen God, I'm all out of sons but there is this guy name Eric who own's  this website down the street from me. Yeah, go check his fatass out."

One day later.

THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE HITS EBAUMSWORLD!!!! FUCKfuckFUCKfuckFUCKfuckFUCKfuckFUCK.

Moderators with flamin skulls for faces appear from the sky and make everything that once meant something to the users of Ebuam's become obsolete. They say "you have no home anymore!" As white lightning shoots from their assholes.

Fuck  me