Stuffed animals in the rear window of your vehicle.

Bumper stickers that are too small to read.

Chicks doing their makeup.

A merge sign because I'm driving into construction.

Construction workers just standing there insuring that there will be a traffic jam at that location for months to come.

Red plastic cups stuck in the chain link fence of an over-head walk way that spell out "Jill Loves Bart" or whatever your stupid names are.

Half-assed graffiti. If you’re going to do it, at least give me something worth looking at.

The turbo charged diesel truck right in front of me dumping a cloud of black smoke into my air intake for me to smell.

The decomposing deer on the side of the road that slowly rots day after day after day.

The sun, one inch below my visor, right in front of my face.

A rock flying right at my windshield from the tire of the car in front of me.

A cop in the fast lane doing 5 under the speed limit and no one with the balls to pass him.

Cops in general.

Any piece of half smashed furniture in the middle of the road because you don’t know how to tie a knot correctly.

Old people driving.

Ducks crossing the road.

People purposely trying to hit the family of ducks trying to cross the road.

Stop signs or red lights.