I was once threatened by my mom with a tablespoon

Me and my dad were made on the same bed

everyone in my family has really big boobs

my sister wears a DD

my mom wears a DDD

My friends tell me my sister is really 'hot' and that they'd 'hit that'

I have a 7-inch penis

I enjoy wrestling (especially with girls)

I work out and I have a six-pack and really big muscles for someone who is only 16

My mom says really random things

My mom doesn't wax