lawl, I have the problem my pee has the problems, it's flourescent again. I put it under a black light and it glows. Flourescent pee, says I, it is glowing because it wants to. Why do you glow mr. flourescent pee nobody knows. 

I awoke this morning after having sex with a hooker and than strangling her with her own panties. I made my way to the facility, that damn hooker left the toilet bowl down just for the hell of it, I am glad I strangled that cold hearted bitch. Little did I know of the sickening horrors that I would come to know, I lifted the seat so I could take a clean neat piss. As I felt the warm liquid traveling through my urethral tube I knew something was wrong. My piss blasted out threw three or four ways but that was not what bothered me my piss was an incredibly bright color! It was flourescent as the morning sun is bright, this I did not like for I am used to my pee being a very dull yellowish color.

      So I made my way to the hospital, and after a long wait I was finally in the office I showed the doctor a sample of my glowing piss and he said " My word sir you have glowing piss!, why we have got to do something about this!" He took the glowing sample and mailed it to a lab in austin where there were men in lab coats examining people's piss. I must say that I did not quite admire the thought of scientist people staring at doing lab tests on my own piss. Finally Igot back the lab results but they never gave me my piss back, I said to myself " Why this is an outrage, I better get my pee back or I will have quite the mind to alert the authorities!"

A whole month past and I still did not get my piss back, I decided that I would have to infiltrate there piss stealing headquarters and retrieve my urine! It wasn't going to be an easy task, so I made a map of the headquarters and overnight I had executed the perfect plan. I took a plane to austin at exactly 8:00 a.m. where I met up with a man who went by the name of dr.dirtysanchez, he handed me a suitcase containig everything that I would need. Soon enough I was at the headquarters, I made my way through the air vents where a security guard confronted me he had a gun but he was no match for my wits. In a flash I disarmed him than stabbed him eleven times in his throat. There stood before me a sign that clearly read "do not enter!" I disreguarded it and made my way in, I could not believe my eyes I saw hundreds of jars full of piss they were all labeled but mine was no where to be found. Than I saw a man carrying two large jaws of piss in his hands, I made my way to him and put a gun up to his head I asked him, " Where have you hidden my piss?" He responded " Your to late the master has your piss now and there is nothing you can do about it!" I put the gun down his throat and pulled the trigger blowing his brains out! I spent quite the while searching the facility looking for the master that he spoke of, than finally I found him he was a very fat man who was drinking piss by the gallon. I screamed " What have you done with my piss sir! " he said " haha I have been expecting you I, sadly your to late I have already drank your piss and I must say it was quite delightful!" With tears in my eyes I came at him like a hungry lion, I ripped out his balls and shoved them down his throat. I whipped out my dick and pissed all over his corpse as I said" Ya, how you like that piss?"