TOP 25

edit: now it is only TOP 24 as i believe owning 3 gaming consoles at once is plain useless and too expensive.

Have fuglitious put into the dictionary as an adjective.

Shave ohmyfreekinggod's beard.

Become morbidly obese, then lose it all on Subway.

See every European country.

See if I can pull of being a female prostitute, then when I'm at a customers house, give them the bad news.

Wear a monocle 24/7 for one week.

Get fit so I can show it off at a beach.

Find the first real picture of Eric Bauman (doesn't everyone?).

Run for governor of Massachusetts.

Buy a house in Hawai'i.

Go ATV riding.

Grow out my hair and beard and streak through B.C screaming.

Get plastic surgery on my breasts, even though i'm a man.

Live to be 100.

Hike K2 and Mount Everest, then write a book about how hard and painful it was.

Have sex with 3 Asian prostitutes at the same time.

Be married and have 1 or 2 children.

Become an author.

Star in the most cheesiest commercial ever, or an iPod commercial.

Shave my back hair to look like the head of Jack from Three's Company.

Make Chris Hansen 'take a seat'.

Eat a 5 pound bacon burger.

Rule at life.

Have a life.

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