A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast; bacon, eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Grapefruit with coffee to follow?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the cafe and buy him a burger. Maybe a steak and cheese pie? Pizza? Or a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm fucking starving!"

Bartender: "Joe, you look kinda down, what's the matter?"

Joe: "Well, I went to the doctor this morning and told him I had to get some of those Viagra pills. The doctor told me they wouldn't help my love life at all."

Bartender: "Why not? I thought that they would do the trick for any guy."

Joe: "The doctor told me it wouldn't help me at all to put a good flag pole on such a worn out old building!"

SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA

"Viagra, the quicker, dicker upper."
"Viagra, one-a-day, like iron."
"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight."
"Viagra, home of the whopper."
"Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em."
"Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
"Viagra, tastes great, less filling."
"Viagra, ten inches long...and growing."
"Viagra, we work harder, so you don't have to."
"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"
"Get a piece of the rock."
"You've come a long way, baby!"
"Viagra, built ram tough."
"Here's the beef!"
"Just do her."

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."