1. Have any of you seen the human centipede?2. I just developed a pimple around my anal region, any of you guys have experience with that?3. So what are your thoughts on abortion?4. So whenever I go the toilet I shit endless amounts of blood and shit mixed together and the smell is just unbearable It's like a rotting skunk carcus.5. Bush was a damn good president.

GO ahead give em a try, I said number four when I was having dinner with my boss.