Today I was playing (forced) with my sister she was just throwing a boomerang around didnt pay attention to it. then she threw it in the air and I saw it comes right to me.

She is a pro boomerang thrower but it flew to me by some crazy act of god. so I start running away from it but it hits are garage and flies to me and flys right by my head.

Slicing my ear open in half im on the ground bleeding and wanting to cry in pain when I turn over to see whats the inscription on this blue devil of a boomerang.  

Today i finally got what the definition of irony is guess what it says (Smile Jesus loves you!)