I normally just delete any spam that makes it past my filters, but this one caught my eye and put a smile on my face. I'm not sure how this scam works...but I'm sure someone has been dumb enough to respond to it. Enjoy!

 Dear friend

The scooby snack teaches the tornado. Any lover can share a shower with the cloud formation inside the tomato, but it takes a real recliner to bury the moldy globule. A tape recorder seeks a sandwich. When you see the ski lodge, it means that the tattered customer goes to sleep. The underhandedly fractured mortician secretly plans an escape from a nearest industrial complex a fire hydrant, and the plaintiff from the cashier makes love to a carelessly nuclear tape recorder.