one of the things that makes me happy is to ask people questions that make them uncomfortable or are considered to be not polite to ask. i am not polite. i wont pretend to be. it just isnt me. so here is the question: AT WHAT AGE, EXACTLY, DID YOU BEGIN TO MASTURBATE? why do i need to know this you may ask. i dont need to know this, i would just like to know this. it enables me to gauge my own depravity against others. by the way, i started at age 5. i would rub my boy cock on furniture, the floor, the bed, pull it, jack it, flop it around, you name it and i probably did it. there, now what is your story???