I have discovered over the past few weeks that I am a dumbass. I try to write a funny caption for ebaums "Caption Contest" but fail. I know you geniuses are laughing at me already, but wait thats not why I ride the short bus,

After discovering that my caption suggestion was rejected due to comic absence, I am too stupid to read the winning caption. I know its there somewhere, but my small brain just can not seem to find it.

Please help. The ebaums' SAT's are a week away.