What the fuck is a "Super Power"? You're just gifted something that's above everyone else's ability? So, some freak of nature just gave you something no else has. Well, good for you Flying Nun. May the pavement meat your head before you are dead. Perhaps you can read my mind Kreskin as you know I call bullshit on some supernatural ability  to make the state of New York disappear. Now that would get you a hero pretzel. 

Super powers are reserved for those who feel subordinate, weak and vulnerable to every day activities. I admit, I'm no stranger, sometimes I feel overwhelmed in crowds, with thousands on obnoxious patrons, drunk and unruly cursing and bobbing about without reason or cause.  As I grow older and wiser, I realize everyone is just out to have fun and the few unruly ones, end up on their asses  or a cop's biatches. 

So my super power of choice is love one another, take it down a notch in traffic, and be kind to your neighbour.