1. a, BLIND OR b, MIDGET

2. a, BLACK OR b, CRIPPLED

3. a, DEAF OR b, BLIND

4. ADDICTED TO a, SMOKING CIGS OR b, BEATING OFF

5. a, GAY OR b, FUCK AN 900 POUND CHICK

6. a, GEORGE W. BUSH OR B, JOHN McCAIN

YES, IF YOU ARE WONDERING I AM RACIST... NOT REALLY... ONLY ANSWER           SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!