I have a question that science and religion most suredly cannot answer. Why is my woman so weak? Every time she tries to open a glass jar, she cannot. She will try to cover her hand with her shirt. She will try to poke at it with a knife. She will run it under hot water. No matter what she does, she ultimately has to give it to me. I take the jar, and immediately open it. No problem. She is either weak, or she has poor technique.

Every time I try to open a jar, I fail. I cover my hand with my shirt. I try to poke at it with a knife. I run it under hot water. No matter what I do, I cannot get the damn thing open. I hand it to her. She takes the jar, and immediately opens it, no problem. Am I weak, or do I have poor technique?

Why does this happen on almost a nightly basis? We both suceed. We both fail. I cannot explain it. Perhaps the ebaums community can.