pleln - the space between your arm and the front yard

sampleton - the person in the picture that comes with the wallet

fruttle - clown shit

crench - when you lean against the sink and your crotch gets wet

deodritus - The last specs of deoderant on the roll that you have to scrape off on your pits

ploof - the act of losing a contact lense in a urinal

meltorn - the process of begining to resemble phil donahue

fulcracle - when the fat kid ruins your fun on the seesaw

dwoop - the act of fucking a penguin

waff - an afro resembling a swan

strunk - to shit on a granfather clock

brop - having nothing to do with basil

mastoon - the distance between paul anka and mickey rooney