Scenario One: Okay, you're at home in the evening all alone.  Your wife/girlfriend/hand (portolet) is gone and won't be back for a couple days.  Suddenly there's a knock on your door.  You open it to find Jessica Alba standing there.  She says she needs some of your loving all night long and she'll do anything and everything with you and for you.  There is a catch however, she just took a big dump and needs you to tounge-clean her unwiped ass.  WOULD YOU DO IT?

Scenario Two:  same deal (Jessica Alba wants to fuck you) except her friend Courtney Love is with her and you'll have to tounge-clean Courtney's unwiped ass before the loving can transpire.  WOULD YOU DO IT?

WOULD YOU DO IT?