Well most of you know that you can break off your crap by tightening your ass. So i was taking a dump and I was pushing really hard. When it finally came out it was a huge ball but i kept pushing but i tried to make my but tighter to make it skinnier. About 10 seconds in to it I decided to break it off when it was half way broken I decided to go a little more then I broke it off. Once I looked into the crapper I saw a big brown dick with corn in it.