*cough, shuffles papers*

Oh hello there....

So anyway here is the story.

A number of years ago before I had out grown most of my stupid friends we used to go round my friend John's house (he was a friend until recently when he text me that I was a fat c*nt with no friends and a fat girlfriend) so like I said we all used to pile round there, say four of use usually and all with xbox's. We had a central hub in the middle hallway that we all linked up to so basically we could all play halo together with an xbox, tv and room each!

We used to do this whenever one of us had an empty house for the weekend, we would literally play all day and eat dangerous amounts of Coke Cola (other soft drinks are available) and a heart attack inducing amount of salty snacks etc..

One such time around John's we all converged on his house one morning all with tv's and xbox's in tow and set ourselves up for a good 12 hours of no natural light, chocolate stains and halo. We probably called it a night around midnight or there abouts. It was a tedious exercise loading up all the tv's and xbox's into my car especially when it's the dead of night or early morning, usually cold with fog setting in... This such night we had some company whilst packing up, John's neighbours had come back from a wedding reception, they didn't pay us much attention.

The next step was to drop people off around the town, which doesn't usually take long being the only car on the road at that hour. We got to some traffic lights which were red, directly in front of us on the other side of the junction was a Police car, it wasn't strange to see them in the early hours or even to get stopped and asked what on earth you are doing driving around at 1am.. but what was strange was that they were not moving, even though THEY had the green light to my red light. When we got a green light I gingerly drove past them expecting a "ello, ello, ello, whats all this then?" and as expected they did a U turn and started following us.

A short way up the road I found myself driving towards a police road block complete with dog handling unit!.. I was trapped, no where to go, the Police car behind us had caught up and officers were approaching the car...

Boy this is getting long.. So Ill condense this last bit folks, the police had been looking for us since we left John's, the 'paying no attention to us' neighbours had seen us loading up the car with electronics and called the Fuzz and reported a possible robbery in progress!

Much love, PRD.