So heres the deal, I am wondering what people, guys, will do in this situation.  This is specifically for guys because well, you will see.  So I was asked a weird question and although I doubt this can ever happen I thought I'd ask anyway.  I knew the answer right away but then as I passed the question on to others some of them took a while to respond.  So the question is:

Would you rather have a penis on your forehead for all to see?  This means no special hats, etc.  Or would you have no penis at all?  You can only pick one, let me know what you think, thanks!