1. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

2. Sing Along At The Opera.

3. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

4. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

6. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

7. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

8. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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