A man
walks into a tattoo parlor and the tattoo
artist says, "Ok, what do you want and
where do you want it?" The man replies,
"I'd like a tattoo of a $100 dollar
bill on my dick." Surprised, the tattoo
artist says, "Why in the world would
you want a tattoo of a $100 dollar bill on
your dick?" The man says, "For
these 3 reasons: 1. I can watch my money
grow, 2. I can deposit my money whenever I
want, and 3. When my wife says she wants to
blow a $100 bucks.. I'll say go ahead!"