A big alligator and a little alligator are floating in the water. The little alligator asks the big alligator "what do you eat to get so damn big?" and the big alligator says "well I eat black people." and the little one says "I eat black people too so that doesn't explain anything." Then the big alligator says "well tell me how you go about eating them." and the little alligator replies, "that's easy, i sneak up behind them and scare the shit out of em." To which the big alligator replies, 'and that's your problem, after you scare the shit out of them al you have left is lips and shoes."