two old ladies were walking down the street smoking a cigarettes. All of a sudden, it starts pouring rain, so one of the ladies reaches into her handbag and pulls out a condumn. She cuts a hole in the other end of the condumn, slips it on her cigarette, and continues smoking in peace.

The other lady is amazed. "Where'd you get that condumn?" she asks. "Just go to any local pharmacy." she replies.

so that's what she does. She goes up to the pharmacist and says "I need some condumns." The pharmacist gives her a strange look and asks "What size do you want?" she replies: "Anything big enough to fit a camel."