A man left for work one Friday morning. It was payday, so intead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay. When he finally got home Sunday night, he was confronted by his wife and was barrage for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally, his wife asked 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'

He replied "Fine with me"

Monday went by and he didn't see her. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Finally, on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see hur a little out of the corner of his left eye.