A Mexican walking home finds a lamp lying in the street. When the Mexican picks up the lamp a genie pops out & grants him one wish.
"I wish for tequila whenever I want it!" the man says. "Make me pee tequila!.
The genie grants the wish & when the man gets home he pisses into a glass. He takes a sip & it's the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The next night he grabs two glasses & drinks with his wife. His wife concurs that it's the best tequila she's ever tasted as well.
The following night the man says to his wife, "Grab one glass. Let's drink tequila tonight!.
"Why only one glass?" asks the wife.
"because tonight", the man replies, "you drink straight from the bottle!"