A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot."What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20."Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity""Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam""I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop.A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new fucking prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet.A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?" says the parrot.