A PROFESSOR ASKS HIS PHYSIOLOGY CLASS A QUESTION.
“What part of the human anatomy expands to ten times its
normal size during intense emotion or excitement?”
He picks an overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. The
girl stammers, “I’d rather not answer that question.”
The professor turns to the rest of the class. “Okay then,” he
says. “Is there anyone who can answer it?”
A boy in the back raises his hand. “The pupil of the eye
expands to ten times its normal size during intense emotion or
excitement,” he says.
The professor says, “That is correct.” Then he turns to the
overdressed girl. “Young lady, two things are obvious from
your reaction: One, you haven’t studied the material. And two,
I’m afraid sex is going to be a terrible disappointment to you.”