A very attractive young lady is playing with three male companions. As they reach the eighteenth green she is left with a three foot putt, which if she gets it will enable her to break 100 for the first time.
She's so excited she says; "Whoever advises me the best way to sink this putt and I get it, I'll have sex with on this green!"
The first guy says; "Aim for the right of the cup hit it slow and it'll turn in."
The second guy says; "No it won't, aim dead centre and hit it firm and it'll go straight in."
The third guy starts stripping off and says to her; "Drop 'em."
She says; "Hang on a minute, you haven't advised me how to putt this out!"
He says; "No need love, it's a 'gimme.'"