A couple of women were playing golf one sunny
Saturday morning. The first of the twosome
teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and
he immediately clasped his hands together
at his crotch, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately
began to apologize. She said, "Please allow
me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I
know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...
I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied
breathlessly as he remained in the fetal
position still clasping his hands together
at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed
her to help him. She gently took his hands
away and laid them to the side, she loosened
his pants,and she put her hands inside.
She began to massage him. She then asked him,
"How does that feel?"

To which he replied, "It feels great, but
my thumb still hurts like hell."