A Stupid Person is...

* A few clowns short of a circus...

* A few fries short of a Happy Meal...

* An experiment in artificial stupidity...

* A few beers short of a six pack...

* Dumber than a box of hair...

* A few peas short of a casserole....

* Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box...

* The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead...

* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl...

* One taco short of a combo plate...

* A few feathers short of a whole duck...

* All foam, no beer...

* The cheese slid off his cracker...

* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel...

* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt...

* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear...

* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel...

* He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down...

* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools...