there was a man whose name was red. he painted himself red and he painted his house red. he got in the shower. knock, knock. it was the postman. he put a towel on, went to answer the door. he got back in the shower. knock knock. it was the milkman. he put a towel on and answered the door. he went back to the shower. knock knock knock. that was mr jimmmy, the blind neighbor. he didn't put on a towel, knowing he was blind, opened the door and mr jimmy said i've got my sight back!' he then saw that red as naked so he ran across the road but got ploughed down by a truck. what is the stories morale? don't cross the road when the red man is flashing :)