One day a teacher asks a kid to sing his ABC's. he did not know them. so the teacher sent him home early.

As he walked in his mom was on the phone. he asked his mom "can you help me with my ABC's"? then she says "oh shut up"! like a sassy chick. then he goes to his brother. HE is watching Batman. Can you help me with my ABC's? da na da na da na da na BATMAN! then he goes to his sister. Can you help me with my ABC's? uh ha uh ha uh ha ha ha ha HA. then he asks his dad, he's in the bathroom. Can you help we with my ABC's? "Down the potty, Down the potty"!