Adam was walking in the garden one day and an angel came to him with some news.

"God is going to make you a partner," the angel said.

"What will it be like?" Adam asked.

"Well she will be perfect. You will come home from work and she will be waiting for you with the house cleaned and dinner ready. She will sit you down in a nice soft recliner and bring you a hot plate of food. She will wash all of your clothes and rub your feet. She will be the perfect helper and companion!"

"Wow," Adam said. "That sounds great but how much is it going to cost me?"

"Well," the angel said hesitantly, "it's gonna cost you your right leg."

"Oh."

Adam thought for a minute then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"