One cloudy day Jim and his brother Tommy decided to go for a walk in the woods. Jim was a redneck hunter, while Tommy was the typical tree hugging vegan hippie. They start walking, and Jim has to take a shit. So he has Tommy look out. All of a sudden, they see this bear galloping towards them, its mouth frothy and its eyes glowing red. Jim still had a little shit hanging out, so when he tried to run the shit got sandwiched in between his butt cheeks and all down his legs. Tommy threw up from the smell.

They managed to get up a tree right as the bear took a swipe at them. Trying to gain composure, Jim found his hunting knife and concentrated on the kill. Then he stabbed his douchebag faggot hippie brother in the heart, threw him down the tree, and watched as the bear went after the easy meal. He hopped down and went home, because the bear was eating a faggot hippie.