An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man
kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water. The cows have SHIT in it.') The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim. I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands. You'll get more.'