An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.

The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh*t in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."