Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has
committed adultery.

"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women
in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I'd rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him
absolution and Joe leaves.

While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received
absolution.

"I certainly did", replied Joe, "and two very good leads!"