On Adam's birthday, his friends decided to take him out to the strip club. After 10 shots, they were buying Adam his third lap dance. Adam gets up to dance with the stripper when he trips on his shoelace, and falls on the table. The stripper stuck her fingers in his asshole.

"uuunnhhhhhhh uunnnnnnngggg ohhhhhhhh unnnnnnhhhh oooooooooommmmmmmgggggggg uuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg" said Adam.