A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he took off his clothes
and started to wander around the area.
A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and
the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over
to him and asked, 'did you call for me?'
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

She said, 'You must be new here. Let me
explain.It's a rule here that if you get an
erection, it implies you called for me.'
Smiling, she led him to the side of the
swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly
pulled him to her and happily let him have his
way with her.Later, the man continued to
explore the colony's facilities.

He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out
of the steam room toward him.
'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man..
'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's
a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called
for me.' The huge man easily spun him around,
put him over a bench and had his way with the
newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office
where he was greeted by a smiling, naked
receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the
key back and you can keep the $500 membership
fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a
few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all
our facilities.'

'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
once a week, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'