Mick and Pat apply for a job. Pat goes into the interview first.
'Whats your name?' asks the boss.
'Pat sir' says Pat
The boss almost explodes with rage, saying 'Your name is NOT Pat. Your name is PatRICK. If you have no pride in your own name how will I know you will be proud to talk about my company? Now get out and send your mate in.'

Pat explains carefully what had happened and Mick rather nervously goes for his interview.
'Whats your name?' asks the boss.







Hesitantly, Mick says






'MickRICK sir.'