A man walks into a butcher's shop and inquires of the butcher: "Are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says "Yes", so the man said: "I bet you $500 that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there."
The butcher says "I'm not betting on that." "But I thought you were a gambling man" the man retorts.
"Yes I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high."