After working for so many years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had been with so many perverts over the years that she felt she needed a change and would only be happy by marrying a virgin male near her age. She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old.

She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer. After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and so they were married. On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie. When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one corner of the room. Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband.

"thought you had never been with a woman."

He replied, "I haven't but if it's anything like I've had with a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get"!