Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.

Child: Mother, where do babies come from?

Mother: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and
have sex. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts
his penis in the mummy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.

Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and
daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get
when a you do that?

Mother: Jewelry, dear.