A mother and her young son were flying Monarch airlines from Manchester to Alicante,the son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said "Well,maybe that's something you can ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" the boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well then,tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Monarch always pulls out on time,you can ask your mother to explain it to you."