A college professor was reminding her class of their final exam tomorrow.
She said, "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack, hospitalization, a deadly illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it! No other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass sitting in the back of the room raises his hand.
He said, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter.
When order restored, the professor smiled knowingly at the student and shook her head.
She innocently replied, "Well, then I guess you'll just have to write with your other hand."