A man walks into a bank and tells the elderly lady at the window " I want to open a fucking bank account." the lady ,shocked, asks him to repeat that. He does and she asks him to watch his language. He says "come on, I want to open a fucking bank account." she leaves and gets the manager who comes over and asks "what is the problem?" The guy repeats "I want to open a fucking bank account, I have $500,000 to deposit." the manager says "Oh, And this cunt was giving you a hard time?"