Two men are drinking and playing pool at a bar. All night they been betting on games. Finally one of them says, " I bet you ten grand i can go piss all over the bar and everything on it, and the owner wont get mad. "Shit you got yourself a bet", says the other man. So the man walks to the bar all drunk. Pulls his wang out and starts pissing all over the place. On the bar, the peanuts. On the register, and the owner is just laughing his ass off. Now the other guy is freakin out and pissed that the owner didnt get mad. So he walks up to him and asks, " Hey man are you gonna let him do this shit to your bar?". The bar owner just smiles says, " All hell what for. I just made three grand to let this dumbass piss on my bar."