Bar full of blondes
DuaneDibbley
Published
04/10/2008
A guy in a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. Im a 6ft tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6ft 2, weighs 225, and hes a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6ft 5 pushing 300 and hes a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The guy says, "Nah, not if Im gonna have to explain it five times."
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. Im a 6ft tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6ft 2, weighs 225, and hes a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6ft 5 pushing 300 and hes a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The guy says, "Nah, not if Im gonna have to explain it five times."
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