Doctors -- "Take off your clothes."

Dentist -- "Open wide."

Hairdressers -- "Do you want it teased or blown?"

Milkmen -- "Do you want it in front or in back?"

Interior decorators -- "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

Bankers -- "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

Police officers -- "Spread 'em."

Mailmen -- "I've got a package for you."

Pilots -- "I take off fast, but bring it in slow and steady."

Hunters -- "I love going deep in the bush."